Geweldig, dit! Wetenschapsjournalisten Bart Braun en Ans Hekkenberg deden een Epic Rap Battle tussen Albert Einstein en Erik Verlinde op Twitter.
Bart trapt af als Einstein:
All physics fans, keeping you all in health
Tell mr Erik Verlinde to go fuck himself
My equations have been proven in experiments, six sigma predictions
whereas your Emergent Gravity is nothing but fiction pic.twitter.com/dsvsLzqKRn— Bart Braun (@bart_braun) 7 maart 2018
So let me diss your vision, give you some tuition
Put the dope in my description while my DJ get the mix on.
The only “microscopic bulk Hilbert space” is in the one in your pants
I had my Annus mirabilis, a 26 year old man
For you? It’s almost similar, buth Annus with a single N— Bart Braun (@bart_braun) 7 maart 2018
Ans reageert als Verlinde:
Man, check out this rhyme-spittin’ fossil
Your dissected brain ain’t shit bro, mine’s colossal
As if I’d be shaking from insults from a patent clerk,
Who divorced his wife to watch his friggin’ cousin twerk— Ans Hekkenberg (@GirlForScience) 8 maart 2018
Daydreaming ‘bout your little thought experiments,
Disproving your own cosmological constant – a f*cking embarrassment
Your last effort last ditch – tried to go from special to general
But you’re a basic b*tch, I’ll bury this centennial!— Ans Hekkenberg (@GirlForScience) 8 maart 2018
Guess what, bro, your EPR paradox, I fixed it,
Your sun observations – I’ll fucking eclipse it
Dark matter got me laughing, I’ll kick your sorry ass,
Just like gravity, I’ll emerge – victorious!— Ans Hekkenberg (@GirlForScience) 8 maart 2018
Bart/Einstein weer:
And now I’m back on the mic for a 2nd round
Unruh temperature up as the groupies come down
On me that is. You wanna make fun of my wife?
Well too bad nobody cares about your personal life
I’m the big star here spittin’ dopest rhyme
My black and grey matter bending space and time pic.twitter.com/olxua2UruE— Bart Braun (@bart_braun) 9 maart 2018
Enthropic gravity doesn’t work for galaxy curves
And your journalist fanclub is getting on everybody’s nerves
Your “code subspace” is a new dark matter of its own
Real physicists unimpressed by the shit that you’ve shown
I’m still rockin’ da club – the king on my throne.— Bart Braun (@bart_braun) 9 maart 2018
En Ans/Verlinde:
Back for more? Well, let me reload,
Your universe is broken, only 4 percent showed,
Poor widdle Albert barely got a degree,
So he knows damn well I’m the real MVP,
I’m exploring new horizons, the universe’s excited,
Your general bullshit was way too short-sighted— Ans Hekkenberg (@GirlForScience) 9 maart 2018
The only accelerated expansion that you’ll ever grasp,
Is this: the one of my foot up your ass,
My theory relies on microscopic description,
You can relate – that’s how you talk ‘bout your dick, son— Ans Hekkenberg (@GirlForScience) 9 maart 2018
You got ‘spooked’ by some ‘action’ and started to doubt,
You’re outdated, man – like dark matter, I wiped you out! pic.twitter.com/jjU2QQPbkv— Ans Hekkenberg (@GirlForScience) 9 maart 2018
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